They climb on you, and then they get mad and bite you. What the heck is wrong with you stupid ants!?
Have you ever been happily strolling along or standing around minding your own business when you felt that little pinch on your skin, the sting of little pincers poking into your sensitive skin?
I’ve always wondered why ants would chomp down unprovoked when we’re blissfully ignorant of their presence.
Are they trying to hang on tight? Or asking to get off? Or they just want a piece of this? Maybe they want to carry you back to their nest.
Whatever it is, I wish they would stop it with the needless antey biteys.